The Black Hole
I must have been fallen into the black hole and suck off from the Blogasphere which explains why I disappear from this blog for like a thousand yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I seriously have no face to come back here and blog thus procrastinate for another thousand year since my last day of work.

Life's good and I promise to start blogging soon. It is good to put good memories into words.

And I discovered something, my hair is sooooo fucking long. It freaks me out.

Photo taken during JY bday celebration btw... OMG! Time flies... Its another year.

Will start blogging soon. I promise!

XOXO
Goddess!

Hello All,

I am sorry for the disappearance lately.
I dunno why but have been feeling so tired recently so I sleep like 10times a day, everyday. And I woke up 10times just to go to the toilet to poo. Wtf! LOL... Going to the toilet so many times a day mean that my period is coming in about a week time.

Hormone changes when ya know period is coming but tired and sleeping are so new to me. I guess when you turned older like... er... me Fann Wong, wtf!, your body changes as well. *muahahaha* So these few days my life is just about sleeping, eating and going to the toilet. Wtf! My life rocks my socks, seriously!

Therefore, pardon me for not blogging, facebooking and editing the photos.
But I think its time I should be back to this virtual world... so hello all!!

My Birthday...

Kick start the celebration (arghh... hate celebration, hate birthday! Wtf!) very early, ages agoooooooooooo, maybe er... *cough* 100 years ago *hides!* during ladies night. But of course, sj bluff one lah, her intention wasn't to celebrate bday but to see someone. *LOL* Therefore, it wasn't consider a celebration.

So I am just gotta post photos that I look pretty in it. *wtf!*

Us at butterfactory. Probably my best photo that night bcoz I could name this photo as snow white and the 3 dwafts. Eh! They weren't that small in real life, ok... maybe except Ivanna na na... *muahahahaha* That's her actual height *wtf!*


At dbl o. I told ya that is her real height *evil laughter* So she is officially sj's doll/toy now. *LOL*

Friday night, met up with Aza for seafood cusine (READ: crab) somewhere near my house.
We have 2 huge crabs and its probably one of the best meals for this year. *LOL* But it sorta burnt a hole in both of our pockets. *Cry!*

Then we have a simple tour at TPY to relive our childhood memories. Its been ages since we do that ok. No lah! Actually its me craving for the Koi Bubble tea... *LOL*

And there she is... plucking her eyebrows. *muahahaha* I took these photos secretly to surprise her. So she is probably very surprised when she reads this post. *hee*

Oh ya! That china woman is seriously annoying.
The shop is also very funny one lor.


They have coconuts growing out of the wall one. *muahahaha* I find it so amusing.

On the birthday itself,
We had a little celebration at Esmirada.


Love its decoration


Tadah! Whoever took this photo has angle problem. *LOL*
Anw, I took the high resolution camera out and it can take amazing photos but bad protrait photo.


Their signature Garlic bread and it so great that I could finish it all by myself.


Seafood stew with garlic bread again. The best seafood stew I ever had.
Anw, the dishes were quite ridiculous priced, 300 bucks for lunch, I mean just lunch!? Well after all, its targeting at expats and ang mohs yah.



Birthday cake 1.


Birthday cake 2.



Kiki loves birthday! A birthday is not a birthday w/o cakes according to him. *muahahaha*

My uncle bought me the best brownie in sg as according to him but it was finished before I could have a taste of it.

Wednesday night met up with the girls for dinner at Waraku.
I hate Central bcoz its so inaccessible and the taxi got me parting with my precious 16bucks. That's the first time I took a taxi that is so ex. From here to Tampines only cost me 8bucks or 10bucks the most. The taxi driver conned me!

Look what Jessie got me. Awww... Isn't she sweettttt!?

Anw the camera is bad for protrait bcoz its so crystal clear and sharp so it just make every pores/pimples/scars so clear. I have a hard time editing all the photos so that all of us look nice. *Wtf!* But since I resize it so it looks alright here but when you zoom in, the nightmare starts! *wtf!*

That's me blocking Elle's camera. I know... Oily face! I have nightmare leaving photos in pple's camera coz they dun QC.


There she is the bitch. I only met up with her twice a year, my bday and her bday... Probably sj bday as well. *LOL*

All of us before JY returned to close shop *roll eyes* Eh I love this photo!
But dun you just hate to take photo with someone that has sucha small face?

And I cant help laughing whenever I look at Elle's hypermart bag bcoz it's really called hypermart bag and it look like one, I mean literally something you bring to the hypermart. *LOL* My outfit is very gossip girl inspired.

We ended up at Obar after dinner which was very early. But I love it bcoz there isn't queue and crowds in there. *LOL* I hate crowded place...

They surprised me with a little cake. *teehee*

That's me posing with the little cake, oily hair and scary eyes (caused by the candle lights I guess).

Pretty but I wasn't looking at the camera. Its so dark I cant even see where's the camera. And its a failure photo bcoz supposed to take with the cake as well. Lousy photographer whoever he is!

Not as pretty but still ok. *wtf!* The cake is too small to be seen anw. *muahahaha*

He is so scare that I might not invite him so he msg me the day before. *LOL* Normally, he cant be bothered with me one.

I didn't know which photo to post bcoz I look nice in here but he doesn't. *Wtf!*

And I dun look nice here but he looks slightly better. *HAHAHA* So I just post both lah.

Anw, if anyone has problem with me using lah, leh, hor, lor (generally singlish) then dun read any of my stuffs even FB ok! Dun make life difficult for yourself. I mean life's short. *roll eyes*

Whoever took this has angle problem as well. I suspect its the same old lousy photographer. Damn! I look so fat here. I mean the face.


A better one. But we look like 'forced smile' leh!

With jessie.
I think I have a little too much drinks that night bcoz there was no queue. Wtf! I had 6 gin tonic and 2 vodka whatever within 2 hrs. Made me feel so guilty. *stick out tongue*

With jessie again. I hope she is not going to ask me to put chili again on the photo. *muahahaha*


With Elle. She is 2 dimensional one ok.

With sj... we need a proper photo but I think she is banning me from posting this one in fb?! Yah sj? Just tell me if you wanna put chili anywhere ok *LOL*

Blowing the candle...

And acting nonsense bcoz someone want to take my protrait and I scare it turns out ugly. *wtf!*

Wah! Looking super fat. I told ya he put on weight. He makes it worse by tucking his shirt to show off the stupid belt buckle. *evil laughter*

No. Its not my birthday, its his birthday! *wtf!*

Trying to be COA. Harassing SJ. *eeeyerrr* Look at Elle's expression. Funny!

What's left after we digged thru the dark. *LOL*

This idiot took ugly photos nvm, acted as the birthday boy nvm, wanted to finish all my cakes nvm, he still dared to ask me to take photo of him finishing the cake. *Wtf!* He is blacklisted by all of us now. *muahahaha* Just kidding!

Hello glutton!

Glutten poses for the camera. *muahahaha*
What's he trying to do? Clown? Reindeer? *LOL* Kinda confusing!

More photos:

Blank out my face in the last photo coz I look like shit. *Wtf!*

How the candy looked when I returned home, my name was gone. Sadded! *Cry!*
Will update soon!

Dun you miss this?

$3.20 tasty chicken cutlet, a cup of ice milo and a hot lazy afternoon.
Life's perfect this way.

Where to get? TP of course.

Nothing is better than TP chicken cutlet yah. But everytime when I eat fried stuffs, I get sick so i am damn sick now. *hangs head*

Finally caught Fast and Furious 4 yesterday at AMK.

I love the show, kinda expected isn't it? *Teehee* Its so full of actions, if you know me well, ya should know this is sorta my show. I dun like slow-moving story like guy-loves-cancer-stricken-korean-girl or like the PS I love you... Not that I hate love stories, I do love love stories; I like Titanic. I like Cape No.7 but I just dun like slow moving show. S-L-O-W, I dun have to spell it out for you to understand yah?

Anw, I really think Michelle Rodriguez is damn hot. She got this look of dun-need-to-apply-make-up-and-I-am-god-damn-hot-already. 20% angel. 80% devil. I love her forehead anw. *teehee* You should catch her in S.W.A.T where she tied her hair up all the times.

After lunch at TP, Tim drove us to town and we caught 17 again.

Lets face it, if Zac Efron is not the lead, I guess nobody is willing to spend money on this kinda old story. I mean we have so many shows with the same old story; young turned old, old turned young. Yes, Zac Efron is so bloody cuteeeee but cute for the girls. I outgrow the girl stage yah. I like him in the show when he is funny, *LOL* when his daughter tried to hug him and he held her hands and said yeah yeah. That's like sooooooo funny. Ok lah... Maybe you dun think so but I like retarded jokes and actions.

But I think actors with Boyish puppy look are often stereotyped. Just like Chace Crawford (yes bloody cute as well!) in Gossip girl isn't it?, they only have a certain role to play. You cant imagine them playing James Bond or Fast and furious right? *LOL*

And why do boyish puppy looking guy seem to be always a tad short? Kinda puzzled. I wonder what do they do when they grow old? *muahahahaha*

I so gotta catch Revolutionary Road. You can never, NEVER miss a show by Leonardo Dicarpio alright! He is such a good actor that the movie sells bcoz of him yah. Ok... now I know Boyish guy can do what when they are old, they can grow fat like Leonardo then always give a sad look and grow a bit of beard to look dirty. Our dear Leo used to be very boyish isn't it? Dun believe? Go and watch Titanic again. *LOL*

Some of the photos we took during the car ride.
The weather is so freaking hot and stupid Tim just keep trying to mimick Fast & Furious. How irritating is that.

I am super tired all over again. I hate the weather. I hate it. It making me sweaty and sticky.

I am not myself lately. I guess this is the limit I can go. Why am I downgrading myself to please a person, a person that is not even worth it? I guess at times, you lost yourself, lost your direction and forgot who you are or rather deny who you are. But now I got the wake up call, I am just who I am, there's no way I am gotta deny myself again.

I am not your atas average girl that is kind and nice. Come on. Whoever think I am easy going, are you sure you really know me? I am not. I cant get along with a lot of pple. I dun like kids, I judge pple, I hv double standard, I bear grudges and the list goes on. I am only nice to whoever is nice to me but I cant be nice all the times.

I remembered there's this girl from my secondary school who I am not very close to. One day, I received a msg from her asking me to help her bring an extra slipper bcoz we have some games next day. What's the chance of someone not close and msging you one day for slipper? And so I brought the slipper for her, thinking that maybe we can be friends after that. But nope, we didn't become friend bcoz I heard her telling her good friend that she got me to bring the slipper bcoz she knows I am fool enough not to reject the request. *ouch!* She didn't return the slippers in the end.

Why do I bring a slipper for her when she in the first place never been nice to me? Well, bcoz very simple, at the age of 14, I am innocent and I tot I could please everyone so that no one hates me. But what I got back is such rude remark and so from that day onwards, I stop pleasing everyone, I know I could nv please everyone.

How can I forget this life story of mine? I would never again.

Pple, I am back now. Wun you celebrate for me?