Suayness!

A series of unfortunate events!
I dun think you will wanna read bcoz its a long long tedious and ridiculous primary school essay of how suay I am.

I dunno what's wrong but its just wrong.
Everything in my life has been going all wrong and upside down. Seriously.
From the very 1st day of CNY, everything just gone wrong and down. I dunno when it started but just having very bad luck.

On that fateful day, I was walking under the blazing sun for 15mins so to reach my bus stop then when I finally reached there, I realised I left my wallet at home. Neh Neh one. No wallet means no ez-link card thus I cant board the bus. Therefore I went back, 15mins to and 15mins fro. Obviously I was late for school and I hate being late.

Then at night was meeting the girls for movie and they didn't tell me until I reached school. Thus I need to go home first to hv my dinner since I promise my mum. And the movie was 8.30pm, I rushed like mad then when I reached TPY interchange, Jess called and told me that "JUMPER" was sold out. I was super disappointed and sad, I wanna see THAT guy bcoz he looks like Justin and Justin is so freaking cute.

Then I realised I forgot to take their presents since how many yrs ago and I am sure you know what I did. Yet again, the second time for that day -___________- Super sian liao.

Jumper sold out so we watched Ah Long Pte Ltd, ok, that movie was not bad but it will be better if the lead is Zoe Tay instead of Fann Wong. That woman (Fann) seriously not very good in her acting, I guess Jack Neo uses her bcoz she is "more" famous in other regions. I dun like that, compromising quality for popularity.

After the movie, it was past 12am, I took the night ride home bcoz I was very broke lah. Its was my first time taking the NR and its not a very good experience either. A few stops after I boarded the bus, a guy came up and talked to me. Being an asshole hermit, I dun like to talk to strangers and my mum told me not to talk to stranger too. When he finally stopped talking, I quickly plugged the earphone of my MP3 into my ears, hinting him to stop.

He stopped for a few mins but continued then asking me to exchange phone number with him. Of course, I said "dun think so" and luckily I reached my bus stop right after that and alighted. But to my amazement, he alighted as well and was following right behind me. I was super freak out and dunno what to do except to pray that he wasn't following me.

An idea struck me, I took a U-turn to sorta test whether he was following me and horribly, he U-turned too. I almost fainted on the ground, I wanted to confront him but scare that he might "attack" me if I do so, therefore, I walked to the market where luckily, there were still a lot of pple there.

I turned around and said, "why are you following me?"
He replied, "oh no offence, no offence, just wanna be friend."
"I dunwan. Go away if not I call the police."

Then I quickly walked towards the market and making sure he was gone then I went home.
And...

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I lost my Burberry key cum coin pouch!
I dunno to cry or to laugh man. If someone stole it, its funny isn't it? Stealing keys for what?
And if I lost it somewhere, its fucking upset isn't it? And I was really fucking upset, I can give you money or whatever but not that pouch can.

Then my sis scolded the hell out of me bcoz I dun have the keys to open the door and came knocking the door at 1am in the morning. She was like, "can you be more responsible anot. bring your own keys out if you are going until so late. HUh?? What? You lost your keys?? OMG OMG! you are so stupid, you are god-damn stupid lah!!"

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Fucking suay.
The next day, I went to school, as usual walking under the blazing sun to the bus stop and when I reached, I fucking realised my EZ-link got fucking no value bcoz of yesterday night NR (NR is $3 what). Voila, got no coins bcoz someone stole my key pouch and my coins are all in my key pouch. How wonderful right? I then walked to another bus stop which is dunno how many miles away to top up my ez-link.

I almost cried while walking there bcoz I was wondering why am I so fucking suay.
Then in school, Tim was queueing in front of me to buy the rice when its finally my turn (thanks to that stupid auntie who got everything wrong), the guy told me, "eh no rice liao leh."

-_-!!!

And today, I was at the post office to post something, the queue so freaking long that it took me almost an hour, normally there was no queue can anot!! And I arrived at driving school late. Not really late, the lesson starts at 1.05pm, I reached the car at 1.04pm but the instructor was not happy with it (they used to let student waits for them instead of the other way). When I said hi to him, he was very grumpy and checked his watch indicating why am I so late. But I weren't late, super pissed off ok. The whole lesson he gave me hell and made me believe I suck in driving. I was super depressed after that can anot!

Dun worry, the story goes on, my bad luck doesn't end lidat. On the MRT to driving lesson, at AMK station almost everyone alighted, I was like "wah good I can finally sit down after all the rushing there and here". Then everyone started looking at me like I am an alien with ass on my head. While I was wondering if there is really something on top of my head, suddenly, a guy tapped me and asked me, "eh you dunwan to go ah?"

I fucking realised everyone alighted bcoz SMRT annouced to everyone to change to the train at the next platform but I was fucking with my MP3 on thus I cant hear. OMG. I was super paiseh, if there's a hole in the ground, I would jump right into it. You tell me lah, on how much chance would you encounter SMRT changing train in a sunny and what seems to be a good day (if only the queue doesn't take so long), and in a middle of your time pressuring journey when the train looks perfectly fine to everyone??!!

Its like fucking out of a sudden, out of nowhere and out of reason, they wanna change their train!!

NVM, suan le, I tot suayness will end but on my way back home after driving, the weather was super hot, I was sweating like a tap but the bus's air con was spoilt, spoilt of all buses and spoilt of all days when today is so sunny and hot, why not on rainy day where its so bloody cold??!!. Not only that, the bus was driving like a tortise, 20km/hr??!! and the bus was full of freaking children with their school uniform on, SMELLY, talking and bragging loudly of their PSP and very luckily and coincidently, my Mp3 ran out of battary. Tai Hao le!! Its so wonderful isn't it? The bus ride took an hour, holy freaking shit, from bishan to toa payoh, need to take 1hr mah!!?? I would have commit sucide in the fucking bus. The normal journey usually take like fucking 15mins lor.

You say, SUAY BU SUAY??!!
ALL these nonsense are driving me mad.
WHAT DID I DO WRONG TO DESERVE ALL THESE?
I think I need to go to bai bai soon. To ward away all these bad luck. :(