Wednesday, February 20, 2008

For those who need miracle

I was surfing youtube.
The before and after photo of Taiwanese & Chinese celebrities.



This is super funny ok!
Fan Bingbing is super gore can anot!!!!! I am so freak out by the past photo ok!
She looks so typical cheena girl then after the makeover, VOILA, became an ang moh looking girl. But the past photo is like shit ok, you can see from her before photo that she has double eyelids but just not very sysmetrical nor thick enuff to be seen. Now, the after photo, her both eyelids are really equal & thick and made her eyes look watery.

One way to spot whether pple undergo eyelids surgery or not, its to see if their eyes are watery.

However I think not all undergo surgery lah. I must say some is obviously bcoz of growing up, make-up and photoshop. Jay Chou one dun like like he went for nose job anw, I guess its bcoz of the make-up coupled with the light reflection and the angle of the photo, of course photoshop a bit lah. Da S one doesn't look like also, she actually look almost the same as in the past, except that she is fairer, silmer, lesser baby fat and very obvious improved make-up.

For instance, you cant possibly say that I went for cosmetic surgery right!!??

Er...............




I know its super grosssss lahhh... but I am just trying to get justice for some celebrities since they were insulted like they killed someone father or raped someone daughter.

I just happened to grow up, with better trim eyebrow, a more suitable haircut to sharpen my face, straightened teeth with confident smile, lesser babyfat, fairer, better skin and of course better makeup tactics, oh, better camera too.

Oh gosh, I din know I look so gore in the past!!! You know after o'level, you can dye, highlight and cut your hair like nobody buisness and I tot "wah, I look much prettier!" But OMG OMG OMG, actually I was that gross but nobody bother to tell me. -___- And made me disgrace myself!!

At least now I know beauty has no boundary seriously, you should get prettier everyday instead of uglier each day. Oh gossssh, I cant stand the photo anymore!! Ok, what was I saying just now?!

Oh yeah, I know elva one is very extreme but I really believe its bcoz of the make-up, I just saw her w/o makeup recently and she looks as hideous as the past photo. Haha. She got really good make-up artiste isn't it? Heard that she sticked like 4 falsie eyelashes on each eyes. -__-

Jolin Tsai is like super disgusting, the 2nd disgusting one after Fan Bingbing. One of those photos which have the red circles on her underarms are showing us the scar of silicon implant for her breast. Haha... And I was so naive to believe that she went for accupucture but no lor, how can someone suddenly transform from no breast to an E cup. I also believe she underwent jaw correction or whatever surgery to make her face smaller. Seriously, its not baby fat ok, its actually bones that disappear. I heard that those surgery made you couldn't eat for a week and you have to learn how to talk all over again. Too scary!!

I cant see any difference in Lin Chiling, can you?
I mean maybe that day she wore push up bra or what, that's all you know. She looks as almost the same as her passport photo in the past eh.

And wow, wow wow takashi's eyes surgery is a success man! He looks so much man after that instead of the typical boyish Japanese.
Leehom one, I already heard, the chin lah. But made him like god damn hunky after that. If cosmetic surgery can make pple look that hot, they should just go man, why not right!?

And they are so fucking evil, Sammi Cheng's past photo!!, its super hideous can anot but thankfully she is like god-damn pretty now and I think she shed like at least 20kg of fats but cant imagine she looks like that in the past, wahahaha.

Kristy Yeung nv change a bit leh, I wonder why they put her photo on anw. Its just that one is with light make-up, the other is thick make-up.

And now the Japanese one!!!




Koda Kumi!!!
I think she qi pian (bluff) the whole world. That woman, so many pple were saying she is so hot and sexy & even surpassed Ayu, I cant believe she actually looks like that in the past. OH mine! But ok lah, as she grew up, she turned abit pretty but still... I bet a lot of surgery.

And the before photo of Takuya Kimura, I was like, "that's not him??!!", that was like a totally new person. Wah Kao. But luckily he went for the eyes & nose surgery to become so hot! I dun mind anw! hee...

Yesy yes! Ayu's before and after is like totally two different person too, its really extreme makeover lor! Now, you can see that Japanese surgeons are like more perfectionist isn't it, all those makeovers look like a piece of art and everyone of them turned so freaking hot after that.

Pple who still think they look ugly or what, fret not, there's hope isn't it?!
Yes, for those who need miracle!

P/s: if you ever go for one, I think go to the Japanese and korean ones instead. Hehe...